Pond Boss
CASOON

Municipal Waterfowl Authority

PondBoss

Pond Boss, a white pixel goose wearing black sunglasses

One honk settles every shoreline dispute.

Dock opens at dawnLilies require clearanceNo crumbs off ledgerShade stays officialGeese report upstairsOne honk is finalReeds under management

The Daily Rounds

At 6:10 each morning, Pond Boss walks the south bank, checks the dock bolts, and counts every lily twice. The sunglasses stay on through fog, drizzle, and disciplinary meetings. Ducks may paddle freely, provided they keep the center lane clear. Crumbs are accepted only as evidence. By noon, the reeds are quiet, the turtles are punctual, and the pond is back under firm supervision.

Operating Habits

Three habits keep the water calm and the paperwork unexpectedly dry.

Pond Boss holding a clipboard beside a row of lily pads and an inspection desk
  • Dock Authority

    Inspects every plank before allowing recreational waddling.

  • Lily Auditor

    Counts pads twice and questions unexplained blossoms.

  • Final Honk

    Delivers one ruling, then returns to the shade.

Pond Boss

Keep the center lane clear.